10 Uses for a Pindick Man

10. he'll make the bed after you fuck your lover
9. you can send him out to the store for extra large condoms if you run out mid-fuck
8. have him hand-wash your panties after your dates; better yet, have him lick them clean
7. parched after a hard fuck from your monster-cock lover? Send your pindick to the kitchen to fetch you (and your lover) a tall glass of lemonade!
6. want to see something funny? Tell him to drop his pants and stick his peenie in a toiliet paper roll - it doesn't even stick out the other end!
5. shopping for panties takes so much time...send your pindick to Victoria's Secret, and have him tell the salesgirl, "My wife/girlfriend needs some very sexy panties, because she's got a hot date with her well endowed lover tonight..."
4. clown cancelled for your Girls Night In party? Call the pindick and have him put on a jerk off show...talk about hillarious!
3. breakfast in bed...while Pindick kneels on the floors and waits for crumbs, thankful to be in his proper place
2. is your mouth getting tired from pleasuring your big-cocked lover? Pindick will take over for a while..

and the number one use for a Pindick?

1. CLEANUP TIME!

Erika
Small Penis Humiliation