Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Let me tell you a story

about this guy I picked up in a bar recently. I don't, as a rule, pick up guys in bars, primarily because you never know what you're going to get as far as cocksize goes!

But on a whim I did it, and this guy has the TINIEST COCK I had ever seen.

I was very unhappy.

I had ASKED this guy, before we went back to my place, if he was packin' anything worthwhile. He indicated that he was.

WRONG!!

When I slid my hands down his pants and felt that little shrimpdick I jumped out of that bed like a snake had bitten my hand. I was completely shocked and utterly dissapointed.

There was no way this man could satisfy me.

So, I made him entertain me instead (wicked laugh)

Tune in next week, and I'll tell you what I made that little wormwood do to compensate for the fact that he had a COCKTAIL WEENIE between his legs.

Tah-tah~
Erika
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