Small Penis Humiliation

2006-11-25T02:07:00.000-08:00

10 Uses for a Pindick Man

10. he'll make the bed after you fuck your lover
9. you can send him out to the store for extra large condoms if you run out mid-fuck
8. have him hand-wash your panties after your dates; better yet, have him lick them clean
7. parched after a hard fuck from your monster-cock lover? Send your pindick to the kitchen to fetch you (and your lover) a tall glass of lemonade!
6. want to see something funny? Tell him to drop his pants and stick his peenie in a toiliet paper roll - it doesn't even stick out the other end!
5. shopping for panties takes so much time...send your pindick to Victoria's Secret, and have him tell the salesgirl, "My wife/girlfriend needs some very sexy panties, because she's got a hot date with her well endowed lover tonight..."
4. clown cancelled for your Girls Night In party? Call the pindick and have him put on a jerk off show...talk about hillarious!
3. breakfast in bed...while Pindick kneels on the floors and waits for crumbs, thankful to be in his proper place
2. is your mouth getting tired from pleasuring your big-cocked lover? Pindick will take over for a while..

and the number one use for a Pindick?

1. CLEANUP TIME!

Erika
Small Penis Humiliation

Let me tell you a story

2006-10-11T06:07:00.000-07:00

about this guy I picked up in a bar recently. I don't, as a rule, pick up guys in bars, primarily because you never know what you're going to get as far as cocksize goes!

But on a whim I did it, and this guy has the TINIEST COCK I had ever seen.

I was very unhappy.

I had ASKED this guy, before we went back to my place, if he was packin' anything worthwhile. He indicated that he was.

WRONG!!

When I slid my hands down his pants and felt that little shrimpdick I jumped out of that bed like a snake had bitten my hand. I was completely shocked and utterly dissapointed.

There was no way this man could satisfy me.

So, I made him entertain me instead (wicked laugh)

Tune in next week, and I'll tell you what I made that little wormwood do to compensate for the fact that he had a COCKTAIL WEENIE between his legs.

Tah-tah~
Erika
800-356-6169
www.pindick.com

How Big is Big? How Small is Tiny?

2005-12-08T11:47:00.000-08:00

How Big is Big Enough? How Small Is Tiny?

If you ask me, what the medical books and statistics say, and the way things are in reality, are two different things. Statistics say that less than 6% of men have cocks that are bigger than 7.5 inches. SEVEN POINT FIVE. That's just at the very tail end of large, and I personally prefer quite a bit more than that, as do the women I've spoken with on the subject.

They say the average length is 6.16 inches in length, and 4.84 inches in girth. Go ahead, go grab your tape measure and let's find out how you measure up. Of course we already know, if you are reading this, you more than likely fall way below average. But do it anyway.

It might be true what they say, that girth matters more than length; since I have my choice, I want WAY above average in both measurements, but if faced with the unfortunate choice between an average length, fat cock and a longer, skinny cock - I'd take the former. Hypothetically of course! I would never really accept more than a long fat cock.

Introduction

2005-12-08T11:35:00.000-08:00

My Dear Visitors, with Penises Big and Small:

What is small penis humiliation all about, you ask? Well from my perspective, small penis humiliation is about telling the truth. I am a size queen, and I won't apologize for that fact. I have my preferences for penis size, just as people have preferences for breast size, hair color, body type, etc.

One of the challenges for a size queen is determining the penis size BEFORE it becomes an issue. I have employed many tactics to determine penis size prior to "the deed", and in my experience, the only way to be nearly 100% certain that the size is adequate, is to ask! Sure, there are a few jerks who will lie and say they're packin' 9" when they're really tooling around with an average 6-incher or WORSE, they've got a tiny little 4" joke inside their pants...but such men are few and far between. Most men appreciate my honesty and direct approach. If you have a big cock, send me an email (you'll find my address inside the site.) If you have a small penis, send me an email with a photo of your small penis attached, so I can laugh. If it's REALLY small, I might just post it here on my small penis website!

But enough about me. Enter my site now, and read all about my deepest, darkest thoughts about big penises, small penises, and all penises in-between.

(But mostly about the really small and really big ones!)

Love,
Erika, Size Queen Extraordinaire
www.pindick.com